I got hit by a car this morning. This stupid businesswoman in a luxury SUV was yapping on her cell while I was crossing the street at Market & Beale on my green walk light. She wasn’t paying attention and did not brake on her stop light until really late and hit me on the left side. It wasnt bad enough where I got knocked down and I don’t think i broke anything, but my knee is all swollen and sore. Bitch was so fucking oblivious, she almost drove into traffic.

Anyway, I think this is Yuppie Bitch Karma or something because I was making fun of this lame picture of Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom all work day yesterday and the woman who hit me had the KGN thing going on.

She really does have a Ms. Pacmanly mouf.