i got a scary letter about a week ago with no return address and it said it was from “my friend Ronald McDonald.”

i’ll be honest i was kinda really scared. i looked at the graphic in the return address and it was of Ronald licking an envelope:

seriously i would have been fine going my whole life without seeing clown tongue…especially ronald mcdonald’s.

anyway, i shook it and there was something in there and i was even more scared. what’s in here? teeth? dead bugs? anthrax?

opened it up and it was a bunch of potato chip crumbs: