Tuesday, May 16, 2006

ghostride the amp

i had a dream that one of my friends ordered some shit from musician’s friend and put my address as the shipping address to throw the man off who was after him. i didn’t know he did that so when i got the mail, there was a monstrous tube amp and a guitar case in front of my door. the mailman left my gate open some someone could steal that shit. i took the guitar upstairs and when i came back down the amp was gone! i saw some kids walking off with it down the block so i ran after them and started fake crying asking them to give it back cause it was a gift for my sick nephew. they felt sorry for me so one of the kids threw it down the hill so they could run the other way while i chased the amp. when i finally caught up, it was too heavy so i added wheels to the bottom and started riding the amp like a bike, but using my body weight to shift and steer back home. when i got back home i called my friend up and told him that he could have the guitar but i am keeping the amp.



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