these ducks were total dorks. they saw that young had a bag of bread from about 30 feet away and they waddled over so fast that they kicked up a bunch of dirt. it was too much. mike and young attempted to feed by hand thinking that a duck bill clamping down on the fingers wouldn’t hurt, but they found out that their mouths were full of little rocks and sand. in addition a few ducks hopped up and down trying to grab the bread from our hands. it was comedy. i would like to keep a duck as a pet but that sounds illegal. plus i feel weird about it cause i find duck delectable and ducklicious. yeah, i just wrote that.