Wednesday, April 25, 2007

naked dude / self-indulgent drunk diary

when i went out during my lunch hour today, i was waiting at a busy intersection absorbed in headphoneland when out of the corner of my eye, a naked dude comes up next to me and i jumped and kinda went “aggh!” really loud. all these people turn and look at me. turns out that guy was just wearing all tan clothes. who the fuck wears all tan? people who want you to think they’re naked, that’s who. has he not seen seinfeld? i told him i got caught off guard and freaked out cause it looked like he was naked in the corner of my eye and he laughed, big deal. 10 minutes later i walk passed the hyatt and there was a dj blasting patchouli house outside with approx. 7 women hoola-hooping and about 20 regular financial district types just staring, including myself i guess. it was surreal. i wish i had my camera today

i’m bored with my digital cameras so i bought 3 packs of polaroid film, batteries for a borrowed olympus rangefinder and 5 rolls of film for the lomo lc-a just for some variety. i’m excited. oh yeah, there’s other things i’m excited about too, but i’ll save that for another day. there’s always something to be excited about. until then, here are random and appropriate photos of me playing Rear Window as young would say.





c o m m e n t s

“who the fuck wears all tan? people who want you to think they’re naked, that’s who.”

I’ve definitely had this happen to me before, but never in a creeping-up-at-the-bus-stop situation. We came up with this great idea to sneak around the touristy parts of the Smoky Mountains wearing bear costumes just to see what people would think. Like let them gaze at us from a distance with cameras and binoculars while we do “bear things” – looking at trees, being lazy, eating honey out of honeypots, etc… then after a while, start doing non-bear things – hula-hooping, real serious dancing, etc.

Comment by M 2600 — Wednesday, April 25, 2007 1:34 pm

haha! i would very much be into being a bear dancing and hula-hooping for befuddled tourists. but if some cheney type shows up in the area hunting for gay bears, it might be game over.

Comment by awwwdrey — Wednesday, April 25, 2007 1:58 pm

what did you take the middle photo with? it came out really good.

Comment by jesse — Wednesday, April 25, 2007 7:41 pm

i think we have the same camera don’t we? canon powershot sd600

Comment by awwwdrey — Thursday, April 26, 2007 12:33 am

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