that i had one of the weirdest encounters at the gym yesterday. first i’ll give you a background. last month my friend mike did a photoshop rendition of what he encountered in his apartment hallway when he came home at 3:45am. here it is (semi-nsfw) we talked about how a grown man wearing a shirt and no pants is one of the worst things ever. yuck

so last month when young and i were at the gym, this filipino looking young woman came in and basically was yelling at some guy on her phone the entire time she was on the bike. she was buggin out, completely loud and obnoxious and everyone kept staring at her. she also hit the machine a few times when she couldn’t figure out how to adjust it right, cursing loudly. honestly, i think everyone who noticed her were aware that she gave this vibe like she could be violent. the feeling was palpable thus no one said shit to her about being disruptive.

anyway, i hadn’t seen her again until yesterday in the womens locker room. dude, she was creeping me out she just kept staring at me. i didn’t know what her problem was. and her locker was next to mine and i accidentally hit her booty with the door when i opened mine. i thought i was gonna get socked in the face and said sorry, and she just quietly said “it’s okay”. so the whole time i’m changing she is fucking staring at me – not even discretely, head on. who does that? total creep. i had to turn around. so when i turned around when i finished dressing, SHE HAD NO PANTS ON. just like mike’s graphic except she was wearing a pullover hoodie. i’m almost wanted to bust out laughing but didn’t want to invite more attention. and it’s not like she was changing. she was just standing there and putting things into her bag and brushing her hair with no pants on for what seemed like an eternity. god. i hope i don’t see her again.

moral of the story: shirt minus pants is a bad look for women as well as men.

i had to tell young this morning because he remembered her