hi, i’m taking a break in the desert. here’s a belated birthday gift i made for my favorite mexican

today i saw the video for Sensual Seduction and i laughed and i laughed.

what’s wrong about that? that’s right. nothing.

i am obsessed with this picture. i find it neat and terrifying at the same time.

audrey (2:06:51 PM): here’s another angle
http://suburbarazzi.lohudblogs.com/files/2007/04/boygeorge.jpg
young (2:14:25 PM): i like that one better
audrey (2:14:35 PM): i like seeing his teeth though
audrey (2:14:38 PM): he looks way creepy
audrey (2:14:48 PM): with that smile and vacant look in his eyes
young (2:15:31 PM): i don’t think he can be anything but creepy in that makeup
audrey (2:25:09 PM): he looks creepy without makeup these days
young (2:25:20 PM): what the hell is going on with our muzak today? first young mc now it’s tone loc

saw these awesome comma plates on design milk, a blog that i am addicted to

young got paid big to be in an ad through the blackwell files last week, so i decided i want to try to join but didn’t have any pics of myself i thought were good for submitting. i have a gray seamless and a bunch of weird stuff in my house, and young dropped a fortune on a new lens and flash so it made sense

it’s geek time: vector magic

check out these lovely paper sculptures

i like the wizard and the stag beetle.

GOTTDAMN i must really be a simpleton if this is cracking me up.

below is the RSS feed for www.isitchristmas.com

i don’t think there are any Macaroni Grills in San Francisco, but i know of a few in the East Bay. And if you go there, don’t order the spaghetti unless you’re cool with consuming 2,430 calories in one sitting according to The Consumerist. WTF? that’s so insane. 1 spaghetti dish from Macaroni Grill = 6 Quarter Pounders. i never would have thought.

anyway, i feel kinda dirty about posting that so here are more sexy photos of food from that diastema person on flickr that i’m obsessed with:

(a screenshot from his 24/7 Guitar Hero webcam)

my friends are dorks and i love it. i watched young play guitar hero for the first time this week and he did that chicken-clucking thing with his head when playing cheap trick…. and i laughed and i laughed.

anyway, i don’t know why i am so amused but this conversation made me chuckle at work yesterday

w– (3:56:40 PM): should be a bloodbath
audrey (3:56:06 PM): oh yea you read the book didn’t you
w– (3:56:18 PM): yep
w– (3:57:01 PM): buy me a new camera
audrey (3:57:13 PM): what the hell? hahaha
w– (3:57:15 PM): i hate not having a small digital camera
w– (3:59:39 PM): i need the leica m8
w– (3:59:50 PM): its so cool

audrey (4:01:50 PM): no you’re banned from my house
w– (4:02:15 PM): lame
audrey (4:02:36 PM): you’ll be unbanned once you get me that leica
audrey (4:02:53 PM): or shenmue 2 for the dreamcast
w– (4:03:12 PM): shenmue 2 was on xbox
audrey (4:03:46 PM): there is the import version
w– (4:04:53 PM): you couldnt even pass the forklift level anyway on shenmue 1
audrey (4:05:09 PM): i beat the game fool!
audrey (4:05:28 PM): ok so when are you going to send me the game. you have my mailing address right
w– (4:05:39 PM): no
w– (4:05:53 PM): ill send u the game once you send me the leica and a wallet
w– (4:06:19 PM): and a signed apology to curt schilling
audrey (4:06:36 PM): i’m gonna mail him a can of fake snakes
audrey (4:06:40 PM): that spring out
audrey (4:06:54 PM): and injur his face
audrey (4:07:40 PM): and put him on the DL for a season
w– (4:08:14 PM): never
w– (4:08:23 PM): he would catch the snakes with his teeth
w– (4:08:39 PM): he trains for cans of fake snakes daily

his $300 lens, as it were

ayres, morse code and the homie mike 2600 deejayed the party at milk last friday. serg jumped up and down forever in the count crackula puppet head mask. i had a blast.

mike2600 and herm

herm’s pics

ayres and morsecode

me being a nerd in the club

rosshogg and neta

mike 2600

me and serg

serg drunk and blind and jumping on stage like a maniac

alexis had a pie party last thursday. i spilled peach lambic on her kitchen floor, probably because brian and young laughed every time i said “lambic” because it sounded like i said lamb dick and they are 14 year olds. was super bummed about the waste because it went well with pie. also there was scotch and people present, in addition to the pies. i wish i knew what good scotch was supposed to taste like because i’m told that there was plenty of it.

3 kinds of scotch

alexis says this one had my name on it

brian being rude as usual

young drunk off that lamb dick as usual