alexis had a pie party last thursday. i spilled peach lambic on her kitchen floor, probably because brian and young laughed every time i said “lambic” because it sounded like i said lamb dick and they are 14 year olds. was super bummed about the waste because it went well with pie. also there was scotch and people present, in addition to the pies. i wish i knew what good scotch was supposed to taste like because i’m told that there was plenty of it.

3 kinds of scotch

alexis says this one had my name on it

brian being rude as usual

young drunk off that lamb dick as usual