Thursday, February 21, 2008

for bookworms that don’t have vertigo

and/or live in a 5×5′ studio in new york. it’s a stairs bookcase!

Here’s a great idea for anyone who loves books and doesn’t have enough apartment space or a Kindle: a “secret staircase” made of English oak, lined with books left, right and center, leading to a loft bedroom in a Victorian 1898 apartments block.

i’m scared

forwarded by a friend

i would not want this thing in my house

poor lamb

i saw this on the way to work this morning

dainty.

p.s. someone at work today told me that she bought the shoes i was wearing for her 13 year old daughter from this chichi boutique. uh…what? i am weirded out that 13 year old girls these days wear heels. shouldn’t they be jump roping or some shit? color me disconnected.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

what just happened

i started drum lessons in january because i fell off trying to teach myself and also because i thought spending money would motivate me to practice more and give me some much needed direction. so i’ve been practicing here and there on my drum kit and on the practice pad and whatnot, but today i figured how to play the drums on slint’s “good morning, captain” and i am so happy. i know it’s not really complicated, but it marks the first time i’ve been able to hear patterns and accents in a song and mimic them. now i have hope and am probably hated by neighbors. hooray!!

i’ve had a hard time describing to my instructor how i want to play. i made him a cd but it was rushed and the drums weren’t all that diverse. i kept explaining that i was in love with understated hi-hat work, 16th note patterns and intuitive polyrhythmic drumming that seems effortless and full of finesse like how you hear in some jazz or from robert wyatt in the soft machine. that’s the dream. i want to be nimble and bright sounding, not necessarily thunderous and in your face. then i was over at young’s house and guitar heroed to “message in the bottle.” i can’t believe i never noticed how creative the drumming was on that song even though it’s been played ad nauseum throughout my lifetime. maybe because i have a love hate relationship with the police. anyway, i told my instructor that i liked the drums on that song and he knew exactly what i meant. baby steps i guess.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

valentine’s day pt 2

rest in peace polaroid film

mike: uh huh ok whatsup shutup
audrey: you shut up
audrey: happy valentine’s day. go practice making out with your pillow
mike: go stick some peanut butter in your dogs mouth so he will kiss you
audrey: you’re the one with a dog
mike: i dont need peanut butter
mike: he loves me
mike: did you see juno?
audrey: no
audrey: i’m not into those quirkie indie flicks like you are
mike: dont label me
mike: just cause you like documentarys on cow roping doesnt mean you can hate on my movies
audrey: you’re killing me today
mike: i got off work early im in a good mood
mike: but talking to you is ruining it

valentine’s day

here are a bunch of LPs with pink records covers compiled by a bunch of record nerds and me. i think quilted they would make a nice poster. somebody do that please.

Monday, February 11, 2008

pes again

i am officially obsessed with eatpes.com


this stuff is blowing my mind

Friday, February 8, 2008

no more bacon dogs?

the bacon dog cart = another victim of gentrification

Serg sent me this LA story here

general drunken stupidity

i am a dollarnaire

i don’t even know

i don’t think i like headlocks

Friday, February 1, 2008

my little pony thug

ok sorry. i guess daily motion took that erykah badu video down (hi rajbot)

anyway, these were posted on a My Little Pony message board and i am dying over here.


i always get freaked out when i see pictures of 12 year old thug wannabees holding up guns on the internet so one holding up a My Little Pony in the same menacing fashion is so awesome. i hope he is for real.