and/or live in a 5×5′ studio in new york. it’s a stairs bookcase!

Here’s a great idea for anyone who loves books and doesn’t have enough apartment space or a Kindle: a “secret staircase” made of English oak, lined with books left, right and center, leading to a loft bedroom in a Victorian 1898 apartments block.

p.s. someone at work today told me that she bought the shoes i was wearing for her 13 year old daughter from this chichi boutique. uh…what? i am weirded out that 13 year old girls these days wear heels. shouldn’t they be jump roping or some shit? color me disconnected.

mike: uh huh ok whatsup shutup
audrey: you shut up
audrey: happy valentine’s day. go practice making out with your pillow
mike: go stick some peanut butter in your dogs mouth so he will kiss you
audrey: you’re the one with a dog
mike: i dont need peanut butter
mike: he loves me
mike: did you see juno?
audrey: no
audrey: i’m not into those quirkie indie flicks like you are
mike: dont label me
mike: just cause you like documentarys on cow roping doesnt mean you can hate on my movies
audrey: you’re killing me today
mike: i got off work early im in a good mood
mike: but talking to you is ruining it

here are a bunch of LPs with pink records covers compiled by a bunch of record nerds and me. i think quilted they would make a nice poster. somebody do that please.

ok sorry. i guess daily motion took that erykah badu video down (hi rajbot)

anyway, these were posted on a My Little Pony message board and i am dying over here.

i always get freaked out when i see pictures of 12 year old thug wannabees holding up guns on the internet so one holding up a My Little Pony in the same menacing fashion is so awesome. i hope he is for real.