My name is Audrey and I live in San Francisco. I like daydreaming, comedy, major league baseball, photo, karaoke domination, drums, Shark Week, Hwy 1, Game 7s, crafting, cameras, graphics, records & bootleg music vids, road trips, romance, dresses & cardigans, county fairs, sarcasm, redwoods & sequoias, disguises, stalking pastry chefs, spazzing out on the dancefloor, comics, wasting money, general dorking out, drunk dialers, snack attacks, tall cans, sea life, bloodbaths, breakfast bangathons, & absurdity overkill.

I was the lucky kid who picked up the sea vagina at the aquarium

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