My name is Audrey. I live in Fog City. I like daydreaming, comedy, major league baseball, photo, karaoke domination, drumming my face off like Nicholas Cage would if he played drums, Shark Week, Hwy 1, Game 7s, making awesome stuff, cameras, graphics, records & bootleg music vids, road trips, romance, dresses & cardigans, county fairs, sarcasm, redwoods & sequoias, disguises, stalking pastry chefs, spazzing out on the dancefloor, comics, wasting money, general dorking out, drunk dialers, snack attacks, tall cans, sea life, bloodbaths, breakfast bangathons, absurdity overkill, and being a secret all around badass.

I was the lucky kid who picked up the sea vagina at the touch & feel exhibit